Eric did not take it well. He started blowing up my phone with messages like: “You don’t get my sense of humor.”
“You missed out on a great guy.” “At least I’m honest about my expectations.” I didn’t reply. Just sent him a thumbs-up emoji and blocked his number.
Oh, and the monogrammed keychain? I kept it. It now hangs on my corkboard as a trophy from the weirdest date of my life.
Moral of the story? If a man insists on paying the bill, make sure he’s not expecting a romantic payment plan in return.
