I Asked a Homeless Man Three Questions Before Giving Him Money

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“I haven’t gone hunting in twenty years!”

I nodded slowly, as if all the pieces had finally fallen into place. I folded the ten-dollar bill back into my wallet and snapped it shut.

“Well,” I said, “in that case, I’m not going to give you the money.”

His eyebrows rose slightly—confusion mixed with disappointment.

“But,” I continued, “I am going to take you home.”

He blinked.

“You can take a hot shower,” I said.

“Use a clean towel. Sit at a table. And then you can have a really terrific dinner—one cooked by my wife.”

For the first time, he looked genuinely stunned.

“Your wife?” he asked carefully.

“Won’t she be furious with you for bringing a homeless man home like that?”

I smiled, already picturing the scene.

“Don’t worry about it,” I replied.

“It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he’s given up drinking, fishing, and hunting.”