The Man and The Camera.

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These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat. The first guy asks the second, “What are you in for?”

“Camera down the throat.” the second guy replies. “Oh, endoscopy?” the first guy asks.

The second guy says, “Yeah. Checking for stomach cancer. How about you?”

“Camera up the butt.” the first guy says.

“Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?” asks the second guy. The first guy says, “No, my neighbor was sunbathing and my wife caught me taking a photo.”

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”

Husband: “What’s up?”

Wife: “According to DNA test results, this is not our kid!”

Husband: “Well you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had a dirty diaper. So you said, ’Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’ So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.”

The wife fainted.

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

Finally they reached the ticket window. “Five tickets, please,” the father said. “Two round trip, three one way.”

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A bank notification woke me up at 2 a.m. My password no longer worked. I called my brother. “What did you do?” He replied, “We’re helping you out.” His wife smiled: “You’ll thank us later.” I sat there, stunned. Then, I texted the lawyer: “They took the bait. Proceed as we discussed.”

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“Your brother’s business is more important than your measly savings,” my mother said as she emptied the account she had set aside for me. My father agreed with her. I didn’t object or raise my voice. Three weeks later, the executor called a family meeting. My mother walked in beaming—until he read out that single line.

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“Your parents used your $100,000 inheritance for your sister’s lavish wedding. You should be grateful to her,” my mother said, curling her lip. I didn’t cry. I simply watched as my usually quiet husband flew into a rage. He slammed his hand onto the table, locked the door, and spoke up: “Shall I show you two the eviction notice?” My sister was stunned…

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My daughter and son-in-law had been living rent-free in my lakeside home for three years. During dinner, my daughter’s mother-in-law spoke excitedly about “the luxury resort our family is about to build.” My daughter smiled and slid a stack of papers toward me: “You just need to sign here so the bank can finalize everything.” I picked up the pen but didn’t sign right away. When I turned to page 13, my daughter hurriedly glanced at her husband.