Two policemen went on patrol

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Two policemen went on patrol and at 4 o’clock at night when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking a straight line. They stopped him for questioning, make sure he’s not drunk in public or getting into a car to drive home. “Where does sir come from please?” They asked him.

“I come from the best place in the world!” He answered in a very slushed voice. “This is my favorite bar that has the best drinks and the nicest girls! Each one is friendlier than the next!” The man continued and winked at the cops.

“It sounds like a great place.” Said one of the officers. “And where are you going at a time like this? Shouldn’t you be in bed?”

“What?

sleep!? No way, I’m on my way to a lecture on alcohol addiction and its effects on the body, the harms of smoking and proper social behavior.”

“Reaaaally?” an officer said dubiously, exchanging knowing looks with his partner. “Are you sure you didn’t drink too much tonight?

I seriously doubt anyone is giving lectures on these topics at a time like this.”

The man sighed and said, “Tell that to my wife…

Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario. As they were writing up the ticket, one oficer turned to the other and said: “How do you spell Mississauga?”

The other one replied: “I don’t know.”

So the first one said: “Well what are we going to do? If we spell it wrong, it will get dismissed.”

The second oficer said: “Why don’t we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?”

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri State line.

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