Can’t put one over on a nurse!

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That will be $500.”

Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr Young: “My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!”

Dr Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that. Here’s your $1000 back.”

Dr Young: “But this is only $500!”

Dr Geezer: “Congratulations!

You have got your vision back! That will be $500.”