I know how to cook eggs.”
The husband simply smiles, remarks “I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I’m driving with you in the car”, and leaves. ================================
Couple in 5-star restaurant
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived!
Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”
