Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie. 6.5K 12 Share SHARE Its funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame the dog. Send this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone! It will make their day. Stories Fifteen Years After My Father Threw Me Out, He Humiliated Me at My Sister’s Wedding Then the Bride Took the Microphone and Honored “Major General Evelyn” 2 1 Stories My Daughter Found Me Sitting in the Dark With No Food, Despite My $10,000 Monthly Income, but When She Learned Why, Everything Changed 2 Stories Two Years After Leaving My Wife for My Mistress, I Was Broke and Alone, So I Went Back to Beg Her Forgiveness, but Someone Unexpected Opened the Door 2 2 Stories My Mother-in-Law Fired Me From the Tech Company I Helped Build Three Months Later, One Patent Question Stopped Her Investor Presentation Cold