How far back did you go?”
“Well,” George says, “last night I stood about 20 feet behind her while she was cooking and said, ‘What’s for dinner?’ No answer. So I got closer—15 feet. Still nothing.
Ten feet—still no reply. Finally, I was right behind her and said, ‘What’s for dinner?’”
The doctor asks, “And what did she say?”
George sighs, “She turned around and yelled, ‘For the FOURTH time, GEORGE—it’s CHICKEN!’”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day!! An old married couple went camping. An old married couple was going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said, “No, honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
